GTOPG: Pens Lose 3-1; Team put in timeout

By Finesse

No recap this morning.  Artistry, exercising Parental Law, decided that the Pens don't deserve one this morning, so he put the team in timeout.

O, Sid, where art thou?

As you prepare for Steelers-Broncos this afternoon, make sure to check out the Tale of the Tape between Ben Roethlisberger and Tim Tebow.  Who believes in God more?  Who has had more consensual premarital sex?  Who is the better Leader of Men?

Stay tuned for a podcast later tonight discussing Steelers-Broncos, the Pens' struggles, and Brooks Orpik's quotes.  It's going to be emotional.