Pens to Host Wings in Preseason Opener; We Get Inordinately Excited

By Artistry

It's the preseason, Richard Park is dominating the proceedings, and Steve Sullivan already tweaked his groin, but we don't care. There's a hockey game tonight, baby! Here are your watered down lineups. Look for Dan Bylsma to ease Geno Malkin back into action by matching his line against the likes of Corey Emmerton and our old friend Chris Conner.

May Play Naked to Make This Challenging

Check back in the morning for our report on the game and later this afternoon for another Largely Hypothetical Pens Prospect Profile. LGP. GTOG.